Vampire Hunter School Thinger

"Well, I'm obviously someone you know, considering I've been sitting her for a week waiting for you to wake up," Joaquin pointed out, clearly unphased by the young man's threats.

(Kay.

I might shower. If I vanish, I finally got off of my ass to do so.)

"But I don't know you." he said simply. "To tell you the truth, I don't know anything.." He sighed, staring at the ceiling again. "I don't even know why I'm here.." He used one arm to pull the sheets up higher, as if he was hiding. He was probably terrified on the inside, even though he was trying not to show it.

(Mmk. xD)

"If you don't know anything, then you don't know if you know me or not," Joaquin pointed out, crossing his arms gingerly over his chest as he did so, "I just happen to be your father..." He said, watching the boy, "And you're in a hospital..."

".. Uugh.." He pulled his covers over his head, finally taking the time to to quietly break down. So.. a man that was possibly his father was in the room with him, but he didn't know him.. or.. remember him. "Why am I here?" he repeated, bringing his hand to wipe at his eyes while he was hidden. "Why can't I remember anything?" He sniffled softly, shaking his head, which had begun to throb again.

"Because... Well. Shit happens, kid. That's why." Joaquin said, sighing a little as he rubbed his own temple softly, "You can't remember anything because you injured your head..." He murmured, sipping his coffee.

(Making banana bread.)

(Das not nice. D:
xD)

The young man shook his head softly, a sigh escaping him as he rest in the hospital bed. "How? What happened?" he whispered, shutting his eyes as he felt the need to just start yelling. He was so frustrated..

(Mmmm. c: )

"Long story." Joaquin said simply, shrugging his shoulders softly as he did so.

(I kinda want to post Natrix next, discovering that Trowa gave birth to his baby. XD

Speaking of... Chase's and Jamison's baby shall be named.. .Ada... Methinks. xD)

(Mmk. :3 Who shall I post? And I miss Kai. ;3;

'S a purdy name. ^^)

(I dunno. Lucifer, maybe?

Mmhm.

I still have a lurker...)

(Mmkay.
... Can Kai randomly show up at Jem's and like.. raid his cereal? xD *has an image of Jem walking into the kitchen with a baseball bat* Or something.. Idk. xDD

:3

D: Gosh.)

(I guess so?

Yeah. :/)

(Teehee. c:
So, did you want to start with Natrix or..? o:

:C Why won't he leave?)

(I guess I'll start.

He's siting there playing Diamond. x_x)

(Mmk.

XD Goodness. *smacks him*)

Natrix gingerly prodded at the plate of pasta before him, which clearly did not suit his tastes. He sighed heavily, leaning his elbow on the table, he rest his head on his hand, grumbling lightly to himself as he did so. Slowly, he rose his eyes to peer around at his family, before becoming aware that someone was standing alongside him. Brow rose, he turned to Liam, "What?" he demanded, frowning.
"Well, young master, I thought perhaps you'd be interested in knowing that the Hart girl gave birth to your child, a boy," the demon pointed out, peering over his rose tinted glasses and at the pervert before him, "Though, perhaps my breath is wasted."

(Parents are coming back tomorrow, so I'll be cleaning then, and my internet is dead on my lappy for some reason, sooo, yeahhhh...)

Lucifer, seated at the head of the table, visibly twitched. He set his drink down and blinked, looking to Natrix, waiting for a reaction. Oh my.. he thought to himself. He would have to visit the young girl and the baby, because he cared about it, whether Natrix did or not. He slowly brought a bite of the dinner to his mouth, trying to be nonchalant and hide his curiosity. He glanced down the table, frowning for a moment as he noticed that Dom wasn't there.. Interesting. That boy was gone a lot lately.. His attention soon returned to Natrix and he rest his hands on the table top.


(Mmk.. :C
It might be the settings.. Firewalls or something, I dunno.)

Natrix tapped the table lightly with his fingers, "Okay.." He whispered, shrugging his shoulders somewhat as he did so. "I'm not really sure why you're telling me... Should I kidnap it or something?" Natrix asked, blinking slowly, "I can do that, but I'm not sure a kid really fits into my life style right now..."
Liam sighed heavily, shaking his head and slowly moving to stand behind Lucifer as he did so, "Master, I'm afraid you son is a lost cause..." He pointed out, closing his eyes.

(I tried everything I could think of. x_x)

Lucifer frowned, rising slowly. "Yes, Liam, you're right." he muttered, stalking over to Natrix and smacking him on the back of the head. It wasn't hard enough to hurt, but it was only meant to show how the man felt about his son's stupidity. ".. Uugh. I can't believe you.." He returned to his seat, though leaned against the chair instead of sitting in it. "Liam, I think I'm about ready to permanently ground him.." He narrowed his eyes at the man, before turning to look at his companion. "You and I shall go visit them soon, alright?" He smiled and reached up to brush some stray locks of hair from Liam's face so that he could see his eyes more clearly.

( :c )

"Ow, what the hell was that for?" Natrix complained, rubbing the back of his head as he did so. He furrowed his brows at his father, before giving a snort of defiance, "Please, I'm far too old for you to be able to ground me," he pointed out, shaking his head some.
Liam looked to Lucifer, nodding softly, "That sounds fine, master, I would be happy to accompany you," he assured, closing his eyes as his hair was stroke, he managed to keep his 'business' composure. Suddenly, his eyes snapped open, "That reminds me, the angel Bella Donna was cast from heaven, and not long after, she was murdered. Rightfully, if I may be so bold as to say so." Liam told them, his hands clasped in front of his hips, "So perhaps a grounding would be the best this for you master Natrix for the time being..."

"For you being so dense." he said simply. "Oh are you now?" He shook his head softly at Natrix before smiling at Liam. "Alright~" He exhaled, admiring the way that Liam could stay so composed. It was fascinating, to him. "Ah? Well I'm not surprised.. I only wish I could've done that back when.. well.." He cast a glance back at his son, blaming himself for what had happened, most likely. "Very well.. Nathan Grimm, you are forbidden to leave this castle.. forbidden to summon people here.. and forbidden to touch anyone else that enters on their own accord." He waved his hands and the castle seemed to shudder, as if saying that the rules were understood. If Natrix didn't comply on his own, the house would make him.

(Waja Natrix is purdy. *o* *wants one*)

"So... I'm a prisoner?" Natrix asked, abruptly standing out from the table, causing his chair to tumble backwards, "That's great dad, real great. What do you expect me to do here? Huh? Rot in hell like some tortured soul? That's great... Yeah..." Natrix rambled, clearly upset, perhaps with the fact that Bella Dona was dead, or perhaps with the fact that he could not screw anything.
Liam listened to the father and son, clearing his throat a little as he did so.

(I can give you one of his babies? XD

I dunno what they'll look like, but they'll be born tomorrow. xD

Several batches, actually. XD

Someday, I want to make this one: https://2img.net/h/i54.photobucket.com/albums/g107/christinapatey/waja.jpg - I call it the Unholy Jester.:3)

"Prisoner? Hah, you take all of this for granted.. if you want to be treated like a prisoner, I can arrange it, but coming from someone that's had experience being a prisoner, you don't." He looked away from the boy, slipping his hands into his pockets. "Would you rather I throw you out, Natrix? Banish you to earth so that next time you knock someone up, it'll be your head, not Bella Donna's? Believe it or not, I love you, you're still my son, but I hate this.. thing that you've become.. I want what's best for you, and at the moment, that's for you to keep it in your pants and stay home for a while." He sighed, walking towards the door. "You don't even care that you have a child now.. I guess it's all for the better.. God forbid he became like you.. I'd blame myself again.." He wiped at an eye before turning to look at his boy. "Good night, Nathan.."

(Mmyus plz. ;D

XDD Rofl. He's such a whore.

Omg.. beautiful.. *o*)

"I've been this... 'thing' for a long time now, old man, if you wanted to change me, you should have done it then, not now. Now is too late. I'm too used to this, and I enjoy it too much." Natrix took a deep drink from his wine glass, still standing alongside the table, "And believe me, I know I'm not fit to raise a kid, that's why I'm staying away... That and the fact that her daddy has a shotgun and a happy trigger finger that would all too gladly splatter my brains over the walls." He pointed out, shrugging some.
Liam sighed heavily, wishing Natrix would just grow up and settle down like any normal person would. He lowered his head, following his master.

(Mmk. I'll give you a SagexNatrix baby. XD - But Sage is going to be Dante's mate after this. <3 *Just wanted to breed many babies* What's your username on there, anyway?

Yesss, I'm saving to make it now. Still quite a ways away, though. Ideally, I'd like to get two, so that I can breed them and sell the pups for moolah, but I think I'll stick with saving for one for now. xD)

"I tried.." he mumbled. "But you were long gone anyways.." He shook his head softly, stalking off down the hall towards his room. "I'm ready to retire... I can't handle this anymore.." He paused, leaning against the wall as he felt a harsh wave of cold wash over him. "I'm sick, I'm tired, and the only kid I have left at home could give a shit less if I was around anyways." Lucifer looked over his shoulder, exhaling and moving to meet Liam. He threw his arms around the man, kissing his neck before burying his face in his shoulder. "Let's retire, Liam.. you and me..."

(ehehe. c: Awesome!! ^__^ Isntittragic

Good idea. ^_^ Well, I mean they both are, but yeah. xD
How much does it cost to custom make a Waja? O_o)

Liam easily slipped his arms around Lucifer as he practically there himself at him, "Master, as much as I would like that, you and I both know there's no other suitable ruler for hell, this place would fall apart without you," he pointed out, gently petting the other man's back as he did so.

(Actually, it's your cave id number thing I need. It's right next to your username, I keep forgetting that. x_x

Depends on what you're using to customize it with. I mean, if you want to save for the item to buy and create a pet alone, it's bloody expensive, let alone with the dyes and stuff too. Personally, I wouldn't bother with it except I can't find a nice Skeletal bane, and I rah-helly want one. xD)

Luci held him tightly, exhaling. "I can't do this much longer, Liam... It's no picnic.." he whispered, lifting his head to press a loving kiss to the man's face. "But you've been with me through most of it, so I know you know what I'm talking about.." He exhaled. "I wish it wasn't so.. I wish I had a son I could leave this place to.. Kai's dead.. I think.. and Dom's wrapped up in pursuing that Hart girl.. I sometimes wish I'd had four.." He shook his head again.

(Oh. XD

XDD Ahh. *fails already*)

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"Yes, master, I understand completely," Liam assured, petting his back lovingly as he did so. "It's not to last, master, you could always have another, one that you would raise specifically to rule hell," he pointed out, rocking Lucifer gently back and forth, "You could find a female host, perhaps..." He whispered, holding the other man close.

(Yeah. xD

xD Nice.)